Note to self, bare linolium floors and being wet from the shower = concussion.

Jenn and Amber drove me to the ER last night because I was having trouble remembering things after slipping and falling on my face. No major damage but my whole left side of my body hurts including my head. I guess I broke the folding doors that enclose the laundry stuff in the bathroom too. ER doc gave me a perscription for Vicodin and told me not to drive for a while, but other then that I should be ok.

Time to get some bathroom mats I think...

Found it on a BMW forum, hey I thought it was funny...

My girlfriend Jenn found this and sent it to me. So, does that mean girls get the best of both worlds with a mutt like myself? :P

This gives new meaning to playing with your Wii:

Is it bad that when I heard about this, the first thing that popped into mind is this?

A friend sent me this on MSN today:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 1 6 17 1 8 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,!

A- T -T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Oh well, I had never seen it before and found it very amusing...

I got this phishing email today, check it out:

Someone with ip address 21.142.80.764 tried to access your personal account! For your convenience you can log in to Online Account Services (OAS) from this e-mail to review your statement.

21.142.80.764?? Haha, stupid people...

Heard someone say this in the Eve-Radio IRC channel today:

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Funniest thing I have heard in a long time, sooo true too.